Funnies

I try to remember to write down the funny things Kati Ann says so I won't forget.

The other day we were just sitting in the living room playing and Kati Ann looked at me and said, "Mom, I need a husband."

I replied, "You do?" thinking to myself...oh, man...already?

She said, "yeah, my princesses don't have anyone to marry."

I sighed in relief.

Another day, I was helping Kati Ann get ready for bed and she was acting crazy (as usual) and I opened my mouth to say, "You're such a silly girl!" As I did, I got out "You're such a..." and she finished my sentence with "...a genius!" I couldn't help but laugh. She's 4, People! How does she know what a genius is?

Even at 31, I struggle with acne and had a blemish on my face while we were at Disney. She said, "Mom, what's that on your face?" I replied, "a pimple". She said, "a nipple?" Jared and I both tried to clarify because I can just hear her going to tell her Sunday School teacher that her mom has a "nipple on her face."

Oh, the joys of parenthood.